Did You Know You’re Supposed to Cut an English Muffin with a Fork?

Here’s the newest thing we’ve been doing wrong our whole life:  You’re not supposed to use a knife to cut an English muffin in half, you should be using a FORK.  (???)  Some guy on TikTok found out about it, and now a video he posted is blowing up.

You shouldn’t use a knife because it cuts the nooks and crannies wrong, and can RUIN your entire English muffin-eating experience.  It’s better to use a fork, or just pull the sides apart with your hands.

This isn’t secret information, by the way.  The Thomas’ English Muffin website clearly says “do not use a knife” in its FAQ section.  And they even put it on their packaging.  Which just goes to show, no one EVER reads the instructions anymore.

(Here’s the TikTok video.)

 

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