Did You Know You’re Supposed to Cut an English Muffin with a Fork?

Here’s the newest thing we’ve been doing wrong our whole life:  You’re not supposed to use a knife to cut an English muffin in half, you should be using a FORK.  (???)  Some guy on TikTok found out about it, and now a video he posted is blowing up.

You shouldn’t use a knife because it cuts the nooks and crannies wrong, and can RUIN your entire English muffin-eating experience.  It’s better to use a fork, or just pull the sides apart with your hands.

This isn’t secret information, by the way.  The Thomas’ English Muffin website clearly says “do not use a knife” in its FAQ section.  And they even put it on their packaging.  Which just goes to show, no one EVER reads the instructions anymore.

(Here’s the TikTok video.)



the result is upsetting #inmy30s #englishmuffins

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