Next Monday night is Britney Spears Night on “Dancing with the Stars”, because right now the best way to exploit her is to announce to the world how much you’re against people exploiting her.  (???)

Pro dancer Gleb Savchenko says, “We’re doing a whole night dedicated to Britney.  It’s a lot of support, a lot of love.  We [support] #FreeBritney.”

But let’s not kid ourselves, what they really support is ratings.

Gleb and his partner Mel C will be dancing to “Toxic”.  Melora Hardin and her partner have chosen “(You Drive Me) Crazy”.  Cody Rigsby is doing “Gimme More”.

And it sounds like Olympian Suni Lee and her partner are doing “Slave 4 U”.

There’s no word yet what the other contestants are doing.

 

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