Get your calculator out. You’re gonna need it to add up all the people arrested here. Four kids in Maryland were caught driving around in two different stolen cars last week. They were teenagers, and two adults were with them, an 18-year-old and a 21-year-old. It turned out they’d also just stolen stuff from a…
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Stupid Criminal: A Drunk Driver Tried to Switch Places with His Dog
I’ve heard of drunk drivers trying to switch places with a passenger at a DUI stop, but usually, that passenger is another HUMAN. A 28-year-old male driver in Colorado got pulled over on suspicion of DUI last Saturday, and at the last minute, he tried to switch places with his DOG who was in the…
Someone Dumped 500 Pounds of Cooked Pasta in the Woods
If I was walking through the woods and saw this, I’d think there had been some sort of glitch in the Matrix. Someone found 500 pounds of COOKED PASTA next to a river in New Jersey last month. And no one knows where it came from. It’s possible a restaurant or caterer had a last-minute…
An American Couple Was Caught Smuggling 375 Pounds of Fruit Roll-Ups into Israel
Adding an extra checked bag to a flight isn’t cheap. So just imagine how much these things must be worth on the black market. A couple from the U.S. flew to Israel last week, and were caught trying to smuggle in 375 pounds of FRUIT ROLL-UPS. (???) TikTok is obsessed with a hack where you wrap them…
Subway Created a Cadbury Creme Egg Sub for Easter
If this somehow sounds good to you, you’ll have to hop a quick flight to England to try it. Or just make one yourself. Subway created a new Cadbury Creme Egg sandwich for Easter. They’re giving out 500 of them at four locations in the U.K. tomorrow. It’s called the Cadbury Creme Egg SubMelt, and…
The Most Common Unused Gadgets We Won’t Throw Away
I guarantee you have something on this list sitting in storage, or tucked away in a drawer. Someone polled 2,000 people and asked about gadgets that they never use but won’t throw away. Here are the top ten: 1. DVD players. When was the last time you watched one? 2. Old phones. You’ve probably got…
Five Random Facts for Monday
Here are some random facts for you: 1. The plight of the Trix Rabbit has drawn comparisons to Sisyphus, a Greek figure who was doomed to endlessly repeat a futile task. The Trix Rabbit HAS succeeded in eating Trix, including five times as the result of a box-top mail-in contest. 2. The military initially wanted…
62% of Us Think Eating Dip with a Spoon Should Be Socially Acceptable
This is like something a 40-year-old bachelor would eat. But come out of the shadows, guys, because apparently it’s acceptable now. A new poll found almost two-thirds of Americans think it’s fine to eat dip straight out of the bowl with a SPOON. 63% said it’s something they’ve done, or would do. And 62% think…
It’s the Only Day of the Year When 99% of People Are in Sunlight at Once
Here’s something crazy we never knew: There’s one day a year where, for a brief moment, 99% of the people on Earth are technically in sunlight all at the same time. And that day is TODAY. It happens every July 8th at 7:15 A.M. Eastern, 4:15 Pacific. The sun doesn’t rise until close to 6:00…
Five Random Facts for Friday
Here are some random facts for you: 1. There’s a town in the Oklahoma panhandle named “Hooker” and its slogan is: “It’s a location, not a vocation.” 2. We call big movies blockbusters because giant bombs from World War Two were called “blockbusters,” and over time, the word evolved to describe anything on a massive…